Great start to a wonderful vacation.
Little do they know.
You are covering for a 19 year old addict in the bathroom
praying to the porcelain god all over the sacred 640′ pad your pay for with your food stamps
You pay to the Godfather of your forefathers (unrelated) with nothing in return.
Except for the putrid acidic stench now stained in your carpet that makes you wonder why anyone would ever bless you with the gift of childbirth.